There once was a man from Nantucket,
who kept all his jizz in a bucket.
When the bucket got full,
he'd stop in mid pull,
and go to the window to chuck it.
There once was a woman from China
who could shoot things out her vagina.
One day she got tired,
and her cunt it misfired,
which blew her to North Carolina.
There once was a man from Seattle,
who rode his horse 'round with no saddle.
And though she would whine,
while he rode the equine,
he liked fucking her more than the cattle.