Monday, October 15, 2012

Dirty Limericks

I got bored today and decided to try to write some poetry. Of course, since I have the intellect of a drunken baboon with a raging hard-on, it manifested itself as a bunch of dirty limericks. I had so much fun thinking them up, I imagine there will be more of these in the future. Enjoy.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who kept all his jizz in a bucket.
When the bucket got full,
he'd stop in mid pull,
and go to the window to chuck it.

There once was a woman from China
who could shoot things out her vagina.
One day she got tired,
and her cunt it misfired,
which blew her to North Carolina.

There once was a man from Seattle,
who rode his horse 'round with no saddle.
And though she would whine,
while he rode the equine,
he liked fucking her more than the cattle.

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