Dirty Limericks

I got bored today and decided to try to write some poetry. Of course, since I have the intellect of a drunken baboon with a raging hard-on, it manifested itself as a bunch of dirty limericks. I had so much fun thinking them up, I imagine there will be more of these in the future. Enjoy.

There once was a man from Nantucket,

who kept all his jizz in a bucket.

When the bucket got full,

he'd stop in mid pull,

and go to the window to chuck it.

There once was a woman from China

who could shoot things out her vagina.

One day she got tired,

and her cunt it misfired,

which blew her to North Carolina.

There once was a man from Seattle,

who rode his horse 'round with no saddle.

And though she would whine,

while he rode the equine,

he liked fucking her more than the cattle.